Open door 8 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.

Ode of the day:

Contraband by saltroza

Perhaps you’ve got illicit goods you’re trying to import? This card’s unhelpful even then — a buy of last resort, And in its place we’ve now procured a chest in which to store Our weapons, just in case we’ll be preparing for a war. So don’t expect to find it in your deck or in your hand. It won’t be in the kingdom: on the contrary, it’s banned.