Open door 9 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Explorer
by Sharur
Oh come with me, and we’ll explore
The gold and silver found offshore!
We’ll gather riches, more and more!
Can’t wait to show you what’s in store!
What’s that you say? No more Explorer?
You’re filling me with abject horror!
My Provinces, what are they for… err…
Even my rhyming’s getting more… err… bad…
Open door 8 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Contraband
by saltroza
Perhaps you’ve got illicit goods you’re trying to import?
This card’s unhelpful even then — a buy of last resort,
And in its place we’ve now procured a chest in which to store
Our weapons, just in case we’ll be preparing for a war.
So don’t expect to find it in your deck or in your hand.
It won’t be in the kingdom: on the contrary, it’s banned.
Open door 7 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Duchess
by JNails
Duchy had value not for its VP
Nor for the buff it bestowed upon me
But because with it were given for free
Two who, in truth, to my heart held the key
Lass and young lad, must you tragically be
Gone now for good to the realm of 1E?
Farewell dear Duchess, thy Duke longs for thee
Open door 6 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Odes of the day:
Mandarin
by Sharur
Topdecky-stopdecky
Even though Mandarin’s
Often rejected as
Nothing but trash
Orange you glad that he
Sponsors your spending spree,
Capitalistically
Laundering cash?
Talisman
by saltroza
Gainery-chainery
Magical artifact,
Charming possessor of
Mystical wiles;
Taken with Cavalry,
Suddenly, casually,
Talismaniacally
Emptying piles.
Open door 5 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Nomad Camp
by seanahan
By their nature they pack up and leave
Never stayIng too long in their camp
Though they lingered for just enough time
To leave on the hinterlands quite a big stamp
Yes their camels were bound to depart
Though the price that we paid was not steep
In their ally a band carries on
And the nomads without camps we still get to keep
Open door 4 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Pearl Diver
by Sharur
So much time I spent clammed up, my yearning buried deep, unspoken.
Plunging to my darkest depths, a burning need you have awoken.
With your wisdom having surfaced, now my silence must be broken.
Pearl Diver! You’re the perfect target for my +Card token.
Open door 3 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Odes of the day:
Ill-Gotten Gains
by saltroza
Does remorse ever course in your veins?
There's an amnesty: throw off these chains.
Since expansions have shifted,
The curses are lifted.
Relinquish your ill-gotten gains!
Royal Seal
by JNails
This treasure, though regal, so seldom appealed
The cost of a Crown for a Silver of yield
No stamp of approval
Could stop its removal
With 2Es a-brewing its fate had been sealed
Open door 2 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Ghost Ship
by Sharur
(to the tune of Baa, Baa, Black Sheep)
Ghost Ship, Ghost Ship, can I draw my deck?
No sir, no sir, go get wrecked.
Top deck some green cards, draw them next turn.
5 coins are riches I’ll never earn.
Ghost Ship, Ghost Ship, can I draw my deck?
No sir, no sir, lol get rekt.
Open door 1 of the DLW Advent Calendar 2022! Join the discord to look at the card history while you listen to Donald X.
Ode of the day:
Navigator
by JNails
He’d spy your cards from far away
And give two coins on every play
But lo, the haters wanted greater
See you later, Navigator
This week in Dominion games: business as usual. DOC winding down. In spec chat: a trip down memory lane.
die ärzte, Nichts in der Welt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTcbylCzluo
die ärzte, 1/2 Lovesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn0uhQejmfc
die ärzte, Schrei nach Liebe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMu3HAWAnE